Mr. and Mrs. Smith were always fighting. Then one morning as Mrs. Smith was
going to the bank she was knocked down by a hit and run driver. A police officer
rushed up and asked her if she'd taken the car's number. "I didn't need to,"
replied Mrs. Smith. "It was my husband in that car." "Did you see him?" asked
the officer. "No," said Mrs. Smith, "but I'd know that laugh anywhere�.
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