I pulled up to my house, got out of my car and was immediately attacked. They hit me in my face, my arms and my neck. I fought as hard as I could but there were too many of them. I thought that if I could just get inside the house, I would OFF them all! I was swinging all the way to my door and hoping I wouldn't drop my keys. The streets are one thing, but attacking me at my house?! In front of my kids?! OH, HELL NAW!!! ALL Y'ALL gotta die tonight! Once inside my house, I grabbed a weapon and prayed for strength. I went back outside. They came at me again. This time, I was ready. I sprayed them all! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!! I was furious!.. I hate mosquitoes.
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