Shut Up is driving, Manners is in the passenger seat and Poop is having a blast sitting in the back. Poop keeps getting close to the open window and Manners tries to warn him but it's too late; Poop flies right out the window. Shut Up waits until it's safe and then pulls the car over. He tells Manners to go find Poop and he will double back to grab them. So Manners gets out and starts walking back toward Poop. Shut Up pulls out and drives a ways before attempting his u-turn. Before he can he sees red and blue lights in his rearview and quickly pulls over again.
The policeman walks up and asks, "Know why I pulled you over, sir?"
Shut Up replies, "No, Officer I don't."
"Well, just a simple case of forgetting your blinker. Now, could I get your name, sir?"
"Shut Up."
The officer blinks, taken aback as this man seemed so polite a moment ago. "Now, sir, there's no reason to talk like that. Once again, what is your name?"
"Shut Up."
"Alright mister, you better start acting right or you'll get more than a ticket. Now what's your name??"
"Shut Up!"
"Sir!" The officer shouts. "Where in the world are your manners?"
"Back there picking up Poop!"
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