My personal Favorite from childhood.
3 men are in a car named Poop, Shutup and Manners. Shutup is driving. Poop is a dingus and begins climbing out the window. Manners tries to stop him but fails and Poop goes rolling out of the window. Manners panics and jumps out to go get him himself and make sure he's alright.
Meanwhile a police officer sees all this and pulls over Shutup.
The police officer asks "Whats your name?"
Shutup replies,"Shutup."
"I said what's your name?"
"Shutup"
"Sir! What is your name?"
"Shutup!"
He replies, "Wheres your manners?"
"Oh he's back there picking up Poop."
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