More Osamaa(the piece of shit)Jokes

Osama bin Laden finally gets his due when a one-ton tomahawk


missile lands


on his tent one day. He immediately goes to


hell, where the devil is waiting


for him.


"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on


my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to


stay here,


so I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a


couple of people here


who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll


let one of them go, but you have


to take their place. I'll


even let YOU decide who leaves."


Osama bin


Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil


opened the first room.


In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept


diving in and


surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over.


Such was his fate in hell.


"No," said Osama bin Laden, "I don't think so. I'm not a good


swimmer and


I don't think I could do that all day long."


The devil led him to the


next room. In it was the Ayatollah


Khomeini with a sledge-hammer and a


room full of rocks. All


he did was swing that hammer, time after time after


time.


"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in


constant


agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"


commented Osama bin Laden.


The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama bin Laden saw Bill


Clinton,


lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head,


and his legs staked


in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was


Monica Lewinsky, doing what she


does best. Osama bin Laden


looked in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah,


I can handle


this."


The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free


to go."