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Osama bin Laden finally gets his due when a one-ton tomahawk

missile lands

on his tent one day. He immediately goes to

hell, where the devil is waiting

for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on

my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to

stay here,

so I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a

couple of people here

who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll

let one of them go, but you have

to take their place. I'll

even let YOU decide who leaves."

Osama bin

Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil

opened the first room.

In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept

diving in and

surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over.

Such was his fate in hell.

"No," said Osama bin Laden, "I don't think so. I'm not a good

swimmer and

I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the

next room. In it was the Ayatollah

Khomeini with a sledge-hammer and a

room full of rocks. All

he did was swing that hammer, time after time after


"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in


agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"

commented Osama bin Laden.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama bin Laden saw Bill


lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head,

and his legs staked

in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was

Monica Lewinsky, doing what she

does best. Osama bin Laden

looked in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah,

I can handle


The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free

to go."

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