Holy Water

Father! Father! An old man just hobbled into the church on crutches. He splashed some holy water on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch, and then he splashed some holy water on his left leg and threw away his left crutch! And...""My boy, you've witnessed a miracle! Where is this old man now?""Flat on his ass on the floor over by the holy water!"

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