a monkey is happily swinging through the jungle when all of a
sudden he becomes very very horny.....
he continues to swing aimlessly through the jungle with a
monster hard on and gagging for a ride.. the further he swings
the hornier he gets looking for anything to relieve his load....
All of a sudden the monkey spots a rino eating some grass....
the monkey swiftly swings down and fires one into the
rino....boom....
The rino looks up in an almighty rage and starts chasing the
monkey miles and miles through the forest the monkey covers with
the rino hot on his heels...
the monkey spots a human hunter all dressed up in the english
style hunting gear reading a USA Today...the monkey swiftly
dives ontop of the hunter and beats him up removes his clothing
puts on the clothing and sits reading the USA Today.....
The rino approaches the monkey dressed up as a hunter and says
"excuse me sir but have you seen a monkey swing passed here
recently....the monkey replies from under his disguise " is that
the monkey that fucked the rino......the rino answers with a
sigh "oh its not made the paper already".....the end
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