A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. While waiting he looks around and notices the guy several spots down has a monkey. The guy starts to watch the monkey and notices that the monkey keeps rummaging through the bar nuts, but what he does next can’t be explained. He watches the monkey take a specific nut, study it, then stick it up his butt before eating it. This doesn’t happen once, twice or even three times. The monkey does every single time.
The guy finally has to ask the guy what is going on.
Guy: hey mister…I notice your monkey keeps sticking the nut up his butt before he eats it. WHY?
GUY with monkey: Yeah he is a little strange but you can’t blame him. You see he likes to eat everything, nuts, bananas, paper, marbles etc. Well one day I was playing pool with a buddy when my monkey grab the Q ball and tried to eat it.
Since that day. He makes sure whatever he eats will fit coming out the other end.
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