The woman at the supermarket checkout was giving the clerk a hard time. As her audience in the waiting line increased, she became more abusive. Finally, the patient clerk came to a dog's flea collar. The checker asked the customer if she was aware that the package had been opened.
"Of course, I opened it," the woman snapped. "You can't expect me to get it home and find out it's the wrong size."
A voice from the line spoke for all of us: "Wear it in good health."
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