Molasses


There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole.


They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.


Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"


Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"


Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.


Baby mole then said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

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