Mohammed and Hakim are out for a walk along Aleppo high street. Out of nowhere a bomb goes off sending Hakim flying through the air until he lands with a splat on the pavement. 'Oh, Mohammed, my fragrant brother, the virgins are waiting and Allah has got all of paradise ready for me', says poor Hakim, 'But there is one thing I need you to do before I die', he continues, holding out his hand. 'Anything, oh pearly navigator of a thousand camel bottoms, just tell me Hakim and I will do as you ask', Says Mohammed with eyes misting over. Hakim coughs up a bit of blood and looks at Mohammed.'Please, as I die support my head'. 'I don't understand, brother', says Mohammed. 'Please, support my head as I pass to that kindergarten in the sky and my lovely virgins', says Hakim. Mohammed looks around confused, 'Are you sure brother, that is what you want me to do?'. 'Yes, for fucks sake, I'm dying here just bloody support my head', Say poor Hakim. Slowly Mohammed rises to his feet and with and Allah Akbar leaps in to the Air shouting 'Hakim's Head, Hakim's head. Come on, Hakim's head. Gimme an H, Gimme an A, Gimme a K......'
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