Mission for the President

The President of the United States has a Top Secret Mission of the utmost importance he needs done.


He's going over files from 3 different candidates and calls in the first one who is a Navy SEAL. On the Presidents desk is a 9mm pistol. The president says in the next room is your wife I want you to take the pistol and kill her. Navy SEAL takes the gun puts it back down on the desk and says sir I love my wife I'm sorry I cant do it and walks outs.


The President calls in the second candidate who is an Army Ranger. The president tells him that in the next room is his wife and that he want him to take the pistol and kill her. The Army Ranger gets up goes into the next room sees his wife and comes back out. He tells the President I cant do it I saw my wife and just couldnt do it cause I love her and he walks out.


Well the President calls in the last candidate who is a Marine Sniper. The President tells him that in the next room is his wife and that he wants him to take this pistol and go kill her. The Marine Sniper stands up walks into the next. A few minutes pass and the President hears a series of gunshots. Couple more minutes pass and he hears glass breaking and a woman scream.


The Marine walks out sits back down and asks the president what the mission is. Well the president still confused about all the noise asks the marine what happened in there. The Marine tells him "Well some dumbass puts blanks in the gun so I had to choke the bitch out."