Luckily there's an Australian farmer near to where he breaks down.
They pop the hood and the bloke takes a good look, turns to the Eskimo and says, "oh dear mate, looks like you blew a seal".
The Eskimo, infuriated immediately replies and says, " Hey, fuck you asshole, you shag sheep.
:D
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