Missing Rooster


A Priest was in his room and realized that his rooster was
missing. He decided to bring it up in Sunday Mass. Right before
the sermon the Priest asked, "Who has a cock?" All of the men in
the room stood up. The Priest said, "No, No, No. Who has seen a
cock?" All of the women in the room stood up. The Priest said,
"No, No, No. Who has seen MY COCK?" All of the nuns stood up.

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