I Can Not Tell The Name

Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me
father for I have sinned."


"What have you done Tommy O'Connor?"


"I had sex with a girl."


"Who was it, Tommy?"


"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."


"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?"


"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot
tell you who it was."


"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, please
forgive me for my sin."


"Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O'Keefe."


"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it
was."


"Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and
you will be abolished of your sin."


So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph
was waiting.


"What did ya get?" asked Joseph.


"Well I got 5 hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."