Migraine Headaches

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine
headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he
discovers that his poor patient has had practically every
therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.


"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice
I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical
school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience.


When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub,
and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the
hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This
helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the
bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to
have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately
gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six
weeks."


Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I
took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had
migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has
ever helped me!"


"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."


"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice
house."