The man escapes with minor injuries but the woman goes into a coma. After a few days by her side two nurses come in to give her a sponge bath and the husband leaves the room. When the nurses get around to cleaning her vagina, they notice her finger twitching. They don't think much of it at first, but after a few days of noticing the same thing, they bring an idea to the husband.
"She seems to respond to stimulation of her vagina. Maybe if you...you know...did oral...she would come out of the coma," said one of the nurses. The husband thinks about it and decides why not. The nurses wait outside, and after a few minutes the husband emerges.
"What happened?" they asked. The husband indicates that his wife has passed. "How could that have happened?" asked a nurse frantically. "I'm not sure," the husband replied, "but I think she choked."
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