Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case.
"Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is mentally ill, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge.
"But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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