A mouse is walking through the jungle when he sees a female elephant crying...

...He asks the elephant why she is crying and the elephant shows him that she has a huge thorn stuck in her foot and says "if you get this thorn out, I will do whatever you want." The mouse, who was a little horny, takes the thorn out. The elephant thanks him and says, "I know what you want" and turns around. The mouse gets behind her and starts fucking her.

All the while this was going on, two monkeys were watching from a coconut tree above. They both then threw a coconut at the elephant, hitting her on the head "Bonk, Bonk" and she yelled out, "Ouch, ouch". From behind, the mouse yelled out "yeah, take it all you bitch!"

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