The lawyer says, "let me get this straight, you want to divorce Minnie mouse because she's extremely silly?"
Mickey Mouse corrects him and says: "no, I want a divorce because she's fucking goofy!"
Sorry if this is a repost, haven't seen it on here, and I found it hilarious
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