A father and a daughter are driving down a road at night. Ahead of them, a couple is also driving and arguing intensely. The woman becomes so angry that she takes her husband's pocket knife, cuts off his dick, and throws it out the window. The bloodied phallus flies backwards and hits the windshield, mortifying the father. His daughter asks, "Daddy, what was that?" The father, not wanting to expose his child to such a mortifying reality, says, "Oh, it was just a fly sweetheart." The daughter looks off for a minute and then pipes up:
"That fly had a pretty big dick, didn't he?"
Add on: when they return home, the stressed out man tells his wife of the night's events. She offers to have sex with him to help him loosen up and heads to the bathroom to freshen up. The now- naked man is sitting on the edge of the bed, putting a condom on, when his young son of 4 years old walks in. The dad promptly dives under the bed in an attempt to hide his naked shame. The son asks, "Dad, what are you doing under the bed?" The dad answers, "Errrr...ummm...I'm looking for...a mouse! Yeah, a mouse!" And then the son answers, "What are you gonna do, fuck him?"
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