Billy visits his grandfather, who used to hunt large game.

The grandfather gives Billy a tour of his house, showing him all of the mounted heads and carcass of animals he's shot. Deer, boar, fox, etc. When they enter the study, there stands a 6'2" stuffed grizzly bear. "Grandpa, did you kill that bear?" Billy asked. "I sure did, Billy." "That's amazing! How did you do it?!", Billy asked out of wonder. His grandpa set aside his cane and took a seat. "Let me tell you a story. I was in the woods one day, chopping a tree for firewood. Suddenly, I heard a rustle in the bushes behind me. I turn my head, and there was this grizzly bear. Staring me right in the eyes. All I had was an ax and my pistol, and well... I shit my pants." Billy is in absolute shock. "Grandpa, that sounds terrifying! I'd probably shit my pants too!" "No," grandpa says, "I mean right now. I just shit my pants."

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