1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
4. No, I won't be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your fucking friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to
you after tonight.
9. I'd rather watch a porno.
10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.
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