A man was waiting in a long line for the man's restroom when he saw that the lady's room was about empty so he asked her if he could use it. She said, "You may. Just as long as u do not push any buttons."" He agreed and ran in the door and in the stall. He thought to himself "" wow that's a lot of buttons"" So he said oh i'll just push this orange one... and then water splashed on his butt. He thought ""maybe another"" so he pressed the green one... which threw powder in his face. Then he pressed a red button that had the letters ""ATR""
When he awoke he was laying in a hospital room. He turned to a lady and said
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