One day, there was a new mentaly handycap boy but no one knew
that he was handycap. all the girls thought he was really hot!
One day, the boy's mother wanted him to go bring a pie to a
little girls house wich was right next door. He knocks on the
door and the little girl awnsors it. she tells the boy to come
in and sais " take of your shoes il show you my room" "mommy
told me not to i dont think i want to" replies the boy "ill give
you a cookie" sais the girl "ok" so now they are in the girls
room. " take off my clothes" sais the girl "mommy told me not to
i dont think i want to" Il give you 2 cookies. ok . the girls
clothes are now off. take off your clothes. sais the girl. Mommy
told me not to i dont think i want to. ill give you 5 cookies.
ok. now the girl is lying on her bed, jump on me! mommy told me
not to i dont think i want to. ill give you 7 cookies. ok. while
they are f*king the dad walks in, you get the f*ck off my
doghter right now! the boy replies
mommy told me not to i dont think i want to
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