God was talking to Adam and ask Adam which he wanted first, the good news or the bad news.
Adam chose the good news.
God told him he had made something for him: it would never wear out, it was warm and slick, it felt good, and would give a tremendous amount of pleasure in his lifetime.
Adam said that is great and asked what could possibly be the bad news.
God said that he put a woman in charge of it.
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