Girls You Might See In The Restroom

SELFISH GIRL:
Enters alone and locks the door, saying to the girls following that she
will be out in a minute. Leisurely pees. Remarks, adjusts clothes and
poses before mirror, keeping others squirming outside for an hour.


TIMID GIRL:
Turns on faucet full force. Backs up to toilet, raises dress and squats
quickly. Listens intently to learn if sound other than faucet can be heard.


CONCEITED GIRL:
Approaches toilet with undulating movements. Raises dress by finger tips.
Expression while peeing indicates such a lovely creature should not be
compelled to attend to such lowly duties. Farts silently and disdainfully.


HARDY GIRL:
Raises dress with a whoop. Scuttles across the floor beating other
occupant to toilet. Squats with great force, rattling windows and causing
breasts to bob up and down, hums lively tune, peeing in squirts to keep
time, farts loudly and with great glee.


DRUNKEN GIRL:
Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts manages to raise dress. Squats
on toilet with shrieks of laughter. Pees for a while, singing happy songs,
suddenly starts to sob broken heartedly as she realizes that she forgot to
pull down her pants. Continues peeing and sobbing.


SLOPPY GIRL:
Slip drops into toilet while squatting, never uses toilet paper. Drags her
business across the seat, getting seat wet. Never flushes toilet. Emerges
with back of skirt caught in her pants.


WORRIED GIRL:
Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on fingers. Uses toilet paper
and examines it carefully and hopefully. Peers into toilet before
flushing, resolving never to go to bed tight again.


THE "I DON'T CARE" GIRL:
Just squats and fires away.


STUBBORN GIRL:
Believes all public places are contaminated. Stands three feet in front of
toilet, backs up, takes careful aim and fires away, always misses, but
will try again.