A Mexican and a cowboy both entered a pharmacy one day and asked
the pharmacist if he had anything to make their dicks grow
bigger. The pharmacist said, "Yes, I have these pills. How many
would you like?"
The Mexican replied, "I will only take two because I don't want
it to be too big to carry!"
The Cowboy then said, "Give me four-I want it big-REALLY BIG!"
So the pharmacist gave them the pills and asked them to return
in two weeks time to show him the results of the enlargement.
Two weeks later the Mexican arrived back in the shop and said,
"My rope is so long you have too walk really straight or it
falls out!"
A few seconds later the Cowboy entered with his huge cock in one
hand swinging it about and yelling, "Yee Haw!"
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