A highly anal-retentive woman was shopping in a furniture store for a new mattress. As she bent over to examine the seventeenth mattress she had considered, she suddenly cut a horrendous fart."Excuse me," she said, embarrassed, to the clerk who was helping her."Hey, I'm used to it, lady," he said. "When you see the price on that one, you'll shit!"
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