The Female Body

This is a trick that you can play on your friend or anyone else
that you want. However, I must warn you that whomever you are
playing the trick on, should have clean hands. You will see why
by the time you read this. So, this is what you do...


1. Hold your hands apart about a foot going up and down. (This
will be the "pretend" female body needed for this trick).


2. Tell your friend to close their eyes (make sure they are
closed or the joke won't be good).


3. Tell you friend, still with their eyes closed, to point
between your two hands, where the head of the woman would be.
(then, they will, hopefully, point close to the hand farthest up
in the air).


4. Then tell them to point to the feet of the body (they should
point close to the hand lowest in the air).


5. Then, tell them to point to the vagina of the woman (no
matter where they point get your mouth around their finger.
This, to your friend, will feel like the vagina and they will
freak out!)


Now you see why their hands should be clean!