Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery


- OOPS !!
- I wonder what this does!
- Hand me the saw someone!
- Did he say the right or left leg?
- It is now out of my hands...Nurse, could you grab it? It's over there
behind the keg.
- I'd feel alot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like
back at night school.
- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
- Rats, there go the lights again...
- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em."
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens.
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
off.
- What's this doing here?
- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the
ape.
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had kids, am I correct ?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out !
- Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing !
- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
- What do you mean you want a divorce ?

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