In the Bushes

A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a
country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll his
lustful desire rises to a peak. He is is just about to get
frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do
need to have a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he
replies, "OK why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods in
agreement and disappears behind the hedge.


As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down
her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable
to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer he reaches
through a gap in the foliage, his hand touching her leg. He
quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and
with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick
appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God
Mary have you changed your sex?!" "No," she replies, "I've
changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."