Masked Orgy

Many years ago, this man decided to go to a masked orgy with the
knowledge that his wife would probably be out of town. Having
not been to one since his bachelor party many years ago, he was
excited and nervous. He eventually dressed as a knight, and
arrived with high hopes.


When the man arrived, he saw that he was the only one dressed as
anything like what he was, so he was naturally embarassed.
However, the women were all over him, thinking that his costume
was so cute. One woman in particular was hanging around him.
Dressed in a raccoon costume, an old fetish of his for fur
attracted him to her.


"I hope you don't mind my costume," she said. "Don't worry, I
have a thing for fur," replied the man. "Do you want to go to
bed?" he added. The woman said, "Yep, my husband doesn't need to
know about this." To this, the man said, "Yeah, I cheat on my
wife all the time, and ignorance is bliss."


The two people went into a back room and started going at it in
their costumes. They then went their separate ways for awhile
and enjoyed the party. Two hours later, the man approached the
woman.


"I had so much fun tonight... do you want to do it again
sometime?" he asked. "Of course!" replied the excited woman,
"here's my phone number... be careful about my husband." She
proceeded to give him his phone number.


The man bit his lip. "That can't be. That's MY phone number.
Unless... HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE MY WIFE!"