Marathon Runner


A blonde lady was being rushed to the emergency room on a
respirator. She had just ran a marathon, but had collapsed 10
yards away from the finish line. Since she wasn't completely
knocked out, a reporter asked " Mam, do you know what could've
caused you to faint? Was it lack of water?" A herd of reporters
from different stations was following the path of the woman's
bed as the doctors swiftly strolled it through the corridors.
She blew in the air and started to clap after it, then fainted
again. Once she regained consciousness, she woke up to a doctor
that was changing her pillows. The doctor asks "Are you feeling
any better? Good, God do you know how this happened? Marathon's
can take a lot out of one person." The lady looked up and said "
WHen I was a running, I started to breathe harder,so another
runner told me to watch myself and catch my breath. So I watched
my feet as I blew in the air tryin to catch my breath with my
hands.

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