The Pope had become seriously ill and was taken to many doctors...

...none of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought
to an old physician. After about an hour's examination the
physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some good
news and some bad news.

The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the
testicles, which if left untreated, would be fatal. The good news
was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about
it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and
explained the situation.

After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but under four
conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over
the noise a single voice asked, "And what are the four
conditions?"

The room went silent. There was a long pause....

The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she
cannot see with whom she is having sex."

After much debate, the cardinals agreed. "Yes, we will find you a blind girl."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she
is having sex."

Cardinals: "OK, fine, we will find you a blind, deaf girl." What else?

"Third, she must be mute so that if she still figures out
with whom she is having sex, she will not be able to tell anyone."

The cardinals deliberated again and replied: "Fine, it won't be easy but we want you to live, so we will find you a blind, deaf, dumb girl.

What is your fourth condition?"

The Pope replied, "Big tits."