The doctor tells him:
"I have two bad news for you"
"What is it?" The man replies
Doctor sighs:"Well fistly you have cancer"
"Oh no! Whats the other thing?" Man says horrified
Doctor replies"You also alzheimers disease"
The man says: "Oh god! Well, atleast I don't have cancer"
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