Man with big problem.

Joe was a good looking, successful lawyer. He had a nice house, a fast car, and loads of money. He also had a big problem - his penis was 50 inches long. Joe was charming enough to bring a lady home but they would always run away at the sight of his enormous manhood. So Joe began looking for surgery to shorten his long johnson. Almost every surgeon and doctor told him that there was no procedure to help him. But Joe didnt give up. After one doctor visit, as Joe was walking away in disappointment, the doctor called him back. "I may actually know someone that may be able to help," the doctor said in a whisper. "There is said to be a witch on that hill, there. Go to her, she should know what to do." So Joe, skeptical but still curious, went up to see her. She met him on her porch upon Joes arrival, and Joe explained to her his huge dilema. "Well i have not potions or cures for such an ailment. Yet i know of a frog that that lives out on that pond, there. Go find that frog and ask it to marry you. Every time the frog says 'No' to your proposal your penis will shrink 10 inches." Once again Joe didnt know what to make of it all but figured he'll do anything to finally get laid. So Joe goes to the pond and begins searching for this magical frog. After quite some time Joe finally spots the frog, sleeping peacefully on a lilypad. "Hey frog!" says Joe. The frog wakes up a bit startled. "What is it man?" the frog says. "Frog, will you marry me?" The frog, confused, says "No, i will not marry you, dude." Joe feels a tingle in his pants, looks down, and sure enough his penis was only 40 inches. Excitedly he asks again, "Frog, will you marry me?" The frog, annoyed, says "No, dude, i'm not going to marry you." Another tingle, another 10 inches gone. Joe, being reasonable, decides he will ask 1 more time, thinking 20 inches would be a doable penis. "Frog!" Joe says. "What do you want, dude?" says the frog. "Will you marry me, frog?" The frog finally looses his cool and yells "No, no, and for the last time,no!"