She fills her cart with all the items on her list and gets to the cashier. While her groceries were being rung up, she happened to glance over and notice the young strapping 17-year old high school boy carry out that was bagging her groceries. She was quite taken by his good looks and build so she thinks to herself, 'Well, I think it's time to do what I do best. I'm gonna seduce this kid and get my rocks off.'
She pays for her groceries and asks if he can help carry them to the car and he gladly obliges.
They get halfway through the parking lot when the cougar decides to make her move. She stops, faces the kid and says, "Hey there stud, I've got an itchy pussy."
The kid responds all too politely, "Oh lady I'm sorry, you're going to have to point it out. all these foreign cars look the same to me."
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