He walks down to investigate. At he gets closer he sees it's the outline of a blonde woman sitting in a beach chair near the water. He walks up behind her about to ask her what the matter was. Before he says anything, he notices that she doesn't have any arms or legs. Thinking it's a bit weird, he still decides to see what was wrong.
"Why are you crying" he asks the young lady.
"Nobody likes me. I came here on a date with a boy I met online, but after one look at me he just left. My best friend dropped me off, but she won't be back for another couple hours. I have nowhere to go and I'm stranded." sobbed the woman.
The man felt very bad for this young lady. Besides her missing arms and legs, she was actually pretty good looking. After talking a little more with her she makes a confession.
"I'm so pathetic. I've never even been kissed before" she cried.
The man thinks to himself and looks around. There is nobody else within view on the beach. He thought, what the heck. He leans over and gives the woman the most passionate kiss he could. Her crying stopped momentarily as she thanked him. However, she started crying shortly after.
"I'm so pathetic. No boy has ever tried to feel me up." she cried.
The man started getting a little more weirded out, but again there wasn't anyone looking. She did have very nice breasts, so I decided what the heck. He grabbed as her large and tender breasts and played with them for a little while. After a few minutes he stopped, and she seemed a little happier. After a few seconds she starts crying even harder than before.
"I'm so pathetic. Nobody wants to fuck me!"
The guy is slightly annoyed at how much this girl is droning on. But he has gone this far, so he might as well go all the way. He picks her up in his arms and carries her down the beach looking for a good spot. Her tears stop and finally a smile moves across her face. The man whispers to her in a seductive hushed tone.
"You ready?" he asked?
She nods.
With one swift movement he throws her into the ocean.
"There" he yells, "Now you're fucked!"
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