...At first they really enjoyed their reignited passion. After a while, however, the wife just felt wore out and couldn't take it any more. The husband was always ready for action, but the wife just needed a break. So she decided to flush the Viagra down the toilet while her husband was out of the house one day.
After she flushed the Viagra almost immediately she realized that something was wrong with the toilet, so she called the plumber:
Plumber - "How can I help you?"
Wife - "I flushed my husbands Viagra down the toilet, and now it's broken!"
Plumber - "Oh, is it clogged?"
Wife - "No. The lid won't stay down"
*bah-dun-tiss*
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