As Pastor Joe was being being booked into the county lockup, the duty sergeant walked up to him. "Joe," he said, "I've got to know. Why did you fuck all those sheep? How could you do such a thing being a man of God?"
The pastor just shrugged and said, "if God didn't want man to have sex with sheep then why did he make them so damn sexy?"
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