A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. Why do we have to learn this stuff? The young man blurted out. To save lives, the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? The professor stared at the student for a long time. Physics saves lives, he said, because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.
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