It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym.

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, Sorry, I won't dance with a child. Please forgive me, responded the underclassman. I didn't realize you were pregnant.