A young man went to his local bar one night. As he ordered his beer he seen a sign behind the bar for the customers to read. It read "Make the horse laugh and win a pot of gold."
The man asked about the horse and the barman said he had a depressed horse through the back and it wouldn't stop crying. He had tried jokes, pranks etc but to no avail. The man thought hed give it a shot. He went through the back and frw minutes later came out and demanded his reward. The barman looked through and seen the horse on its back, chuckling away. The barman gave the man his reward and off he went.
A few days later the same man went to the local bar and ordered his beer as usual. The sign now read "Make the horse cry and win a pot of gold. " The barman then told the young man that since he'd left, the horse hadn't stopped laughing and was keeping him up at night. The young man took the challenge, few seconds later came out and demanded his reward. The barman looked at the horse who was crying and howling. The barman confused asked if he was a horse whisperer and if not how did he do it both times?
The young man proceeded with "Well to make the horse laugh I told him I had a bigger penis than him, and to make him cry, I showed him."
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