Do you think the writers for all the teenage mutant ninja turtle movies had trouble deciding if Krang should be in them?

12 Dayz of Christmas

December 14th Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman...

A joke my 4 year...

If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green!...

At the watering...

A lion asked, "Why'd you do that?" The elephant said, "That's the same one...

Turtles

A blonde is like a turtle. If either one is on their back, they are screwed!

How did the...

...on his shellphone

what do you call...

a slowbro

The Turtles :)

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When...

Post turtles.

An old farmer was getting his hand stitched up after an accident at his...

What does a...

They both want to get there before the hare does.

What's the...

I don't know but your mother's a whore!