I have never seen my all time favorite joke here, so I will submit relatively original content, enjoy!

There was a newspaper in a very small Midwestern farming town, comes out once a week with local news like the new library books, or the preachers sermon, and school fundraisers. One day the editor calls the reporter in and says, "I don't know what to do about the next issue. There isn't a damn thing happening! No church bazaars, no school activities, and Sheriff hasn't arrested anyone in 3 weeks! I got nuthin' for the paper but a page and a half of ads! Can you think of any stories to write?" The reporter told the editor there was a farmer with a pig out south of town, supposed to be a pretty special pig. Well, that brightened up the editor, and he sent the reporter to get the whole scoop on the pig, write a big feature, and take lots of pictures!
The reporter meets the farmer, who takes him out to the pen to meet the pig. He is amazed to see a lovely large pig with a perfectly fashioned back prosthetic peg leg. As he is snapping off dozens of images, he knows this is a pig with a story!

The farmer told him about how the pig, at only 8 months old had jumped down from the hay loft in the barn and saved their daughter who had fallen into the horse trough. "Did the pig fall onto his hip or break his leg in the fall?" "Oh, no, she was fine! Then about a year after that," the farmer says, "The wood stove caught our house on fire, middle of the night! That pig saved us! She got out of the pen, broke down the front door and woke us all up, helped us get out safely, then run a message to our neighbors to call the fire department! Saved the outbuildings and barns, she did!" "Did she get burned at all, or hurt in the fire?" the reporter asked. "No, she's a tough one, she was fine!

Then just oh, bout a year ago, my son was riding out on the bluff there, when a snake spooked the horse. He was galloping towards the cliffs, out of control, when the pig jumped the pen, raced and caught up to the horse and got it turned at the last minute!! Killed that damn snake too, while she was trotting home. My wife saw the whole damn thing!" The reporter is writing furiously, and asks, "Did the snake bite the pig, or the horse happen to kick the pig?" "Oh, no, that's a tough gal right there, she was fine!"

"Well," says the reporter, "I want to hear the story of how she lost her leg!" The farmer scratches his head and says, "When you got a pig this good, you don't want to eat it all at once!"

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