A man sitting a bar turns to the patron next to him and says, "Hey, buddy. Watch this. Bartender, give me one of your magic shots."
The bartender pours him a shot, he takes it, and then climbs up on the bar. He proceeds to jump off of the bar, fly around the room, and then land safely on his stool.
The guy next to him says, "Oh, shit. That's awesome. Pour me one of those." The bartender pours him a shot. He takes it, climbs on the bar, and jumps landing flat on his face.
The bartender looks at the first guy and says, "You know something, Superman. You're a real asshole when you drink."
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