One day he held a party and came up with a proposition. He said if anyone could swim across the alligator infested pool and emerge unharmed he would pay them $1 million or give them his beautiful daughter's hand in marriage.
Immediately after he finished saying this he heard a splash and the entire crowd watched and cheered as a young man swam quickly across the pool, thrashing and splashing, and moments later emerging from the water unharmed.
The millionaire was overcome with laughter, and with tears in his eyes said that he would honor his end of the bargain.
"Well", he said,"do you want the $1 million or my daughter? The young man answered, "Sir, I don't want your money or your daughter, I just want to know who the hell pushed me into that pool!"
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