A girl walks into a bar, and goes up to the bartender and complains about ex-boyfriend and how she will never get laid again.
The bartender looks at her and reaches under the counter and pulls out a purple dildo. He tells her that the dildo is a Magic Dildo. "This is a magic purple dildo you just say the words 'Magic Purple Dildo' and where you want it to go".
She listens to him and is intrigued.
Two Hours later her ex-boyfriend walks into the bar, and sees his ex-girlfriend running around with the dildo following him. She finally yells out "HELP! HELP! HELP! A MAGIC PURPLE DILDO IS FOLLOWING ME!"
He goes, "(Scoffs) yeah right, Magic Purple Dildo My Ass"
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