The night was dark, the moon was low
I looked at her eyes which seemed to glow,
She licked my face, so nice and slow,
I touched her body and held her tight,
Oh what a lovely perfect night!
I put my hands on her warm breasts,
She lay there without any protest,
With her legs stretched wide, I bent down,
it was over quick,she didn't even make a sound
soon the flowing white stuff came out,
I knew that I did it some how,
it was my first time milking a COW!
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